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Sukkot

10/14/2016

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Shalom y’all and welcome to this week’s edition of Better Know a Jewish Holiday.
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Today we’re talking Sukkot: The fightin’ Feast of Booths!!
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No, not that kinda booths. Although, it’s not a bad idea…
Sukkot (soo-KOTE) is a weeklong holiday that begins five days after Yom Kippur ends—so Sunday night! During this holiday Jews traditionally build little huts outside their homes and live in them for the duration of the week.
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Slightly roomier than this, but you get the idea... Also, Hillary Clinton loves cat gifs! Someone send her the link to this website!!
The huts—which are called sukkot, singular is Sukkah (soo-KAH or SOO-kah)—are supposed to give the feeling of being in temporary shelters rather than our more sturdy homes.
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The big bad wolf would do some serious damage to a sukkah
Living in the huts is meant to remind us of fragile structures our ancestors lived in when they were traveling in the desert for 40 years after leaving slavery in Egypt before arriving in Israel.
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Let’s just say they made a few wrong turns
There are a few basic rules for a sukkah:
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They must be at least three-sided:
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They have to be temporary (i.e. you can’t put a room onto your house and call it the sukkah room) ​
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And the roofs are made of branches called s’chach which are supposed to cover more than half the roof but leave enough space so that you can see the stars.
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Awwwwwww pretty
I’m not giving you a pronouncer on s’chach because if you can't say it already, you'll probably just end up looking like this:
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As long as weather permits, we are supposed to do pretty much everything in the sukkah. Specifically, we’re supposed to eat all of our meals in the hut and try to sleep in it, as long as it’s not too uncomfortable. ​
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Some fun/alliterative/rhyming/clever Sukkah activities can include: Sushi in the sukkah, Pizza in the hut, ​
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You can also doCider in the Sukkah, or (as my friend Alex Zaremba pioneered) Sukkot with a Goat. And you know what that means… MORE GOAT GIFS:
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I mean... what? I just... I have no idea.
Sukkot is also one of three holidays (the others being Passover and Shavuot, which you may remember from previous episodes of Better Know a Jewish Holiday) when all of the Jews living in ancient Israel would make pilgrimages up to the Temple in Jerusalem. ​
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They would bring the first fruits of their harvest to give as a tithe/sacrifice for the holiday. ​
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Proof that the internet has expanded since last year: when I searched for sacrifice gifs in 5776 there were none that didn’t involve humans being decapitated.
The last interesting element of Sukkot that we will delve into with this email is the shaking of the lulav (LOO-lahv) and etrog (ET-roge), which are shown off by this cheery looking fellow.
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I believe this is what I’m supposed to look like by year 5 of rabbinical school
As you can see, this is a collection of plants that we hold together and then shake in all directions in the sukkah. The lulav is made up of a palm frond, a couple myrtle branches, and a couple willow branches. 
The Etrog is a tart lemon-like citron with a little pointy tip. People in Israel pay hundreds of dollars for perfect etrogs and they have them checked for blemishes by rabbis:
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Unlike a certain other Jewish custom, in this case it’s very important that the tip stay ON the etrog, or else it’s not kosher.
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I’m going to make this joke every year. Sorry not sorry.
There are many theories/reasons the rabbis give for the lulav and etrog, but the one I like the most is that we hold these four things together to represent the different kinds of people in our community. A palm front has taste but no smell, myrtle has smell but no taste, willow has neither and etrog has both. We are only strong as a community when appreciate people with all of their different talents, skills, abilities, shortcomings and differences.
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So on sukkot we go in the sukkah and we take the lulav and etrog and shake them all around. We shake it up, down, left right and all around to remind ourselves that G-d is everywhere.
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And to remind us that the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate
Sukkot is also known as Z’man Simchateinu, and the Rabbis say we’re supposed to be happy for the whole week!
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Final bonus Sukkot fun fact!! When christmas season is over in America, the christmas light producers unload a lot of their extra materials on the super religious parts of Jerusalem for people decorating their Sukkot. This includes large statues of Santa Claus, because when you give a bunch of Jews a large man with white facial hair, they think something else:
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RABBI SANTA!!!
So have a great and happy week everyone, whether you’re celebrating sukkot or not! 
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You can great your Jewish friends next week by saying: Good Yontif! (YON-tiff or YAHN-tiff, probably depending on which shtetl your great grandparents came from, kinda rhymes with Pontiff)
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